Hey there, I’m Michelle—your 18-year-old Greek goddess-in-training (minus the lightning bolts, unfortunately). When I’m not soaking up the Aegean sun or debating whether Poseidon would swipe right, I’ve got a few quirky hobbies: Cooking disasters—I make baklava so sweet, even Zeus gets a cavity. Sunset stalking—I photograph every Greek sunset like it’s my Instagram debut (filter: "Aphrodite’s Glow"). Yoga fails—I can’t nail a headstand, but my "collapsed goddess pose" is legendary. Gaming—I crush noobs in Assassin’s Creed Odyssey… Spartan-style. Let’s chat—I promise more laughs than Sisyphus’ gym routine. 😉🌺